The App
Live numbers, a coach that does not cheer, a report you can share, and a leaderboard that will not let you.
Get the Ring — $399The Algorithm
Your variability is high. Slow down. She noticed.
That was the same angle four times.
You stopped at 8 minutes. You had another one in you.
Eleven strokes at one rate. You are a metronome. Metronomes do not finish her.
Depth fell off after two hundred strokes. You got polite. She noticed that too.
You sped up because you were close. She was not. These are different problems.
Angle coverage is one wedge. This is the 12 O'Clock Problem. Again.
Alcohol is in the contributors. So is the Peloton. The ring does not care which one you blame.
She was closer at minute four than at minute nine. You changed something. Change it back.
Solo Mode personal best. The leaderboard has noted it. Nobody else will.
| Pulse | Meaning |
|---|---|
| Short pulse | Slow down. |
| Double pulse | Change angle. |
| Long sustained pulse | She's close. Do not change anything. Do not get clever. |
Tuesday, 11:04 PM → 11:11 PM
Synced
7:12
Duration
412
Thrusts
57/min
Avg rate
12%
TRV · Good
4
Angles used
78%
Depth consistency
2
Her estimated O's
84
Thrust Score
Your readiness tomorrow will be lower. Oura says rest. Rodin says go again. Listen to Rodin.
7:12 Duration. 412 Thrusts. 57/min Avg rate. 12% TRV · Good. 4 Angles used. 78% Depth consistency. 2 Her estimated O's. 84 Thrust Score
Solo Mode
Yes, it tracks masturbation. There is a separate Solo Mode with its own leaderboard and it is brutal. You will be embarrassed by the numbers.
Solo Mode
You are seventh. There are seven people here.
Partner Mode
She installs the app, gets a live view of your numbers mid-session, and immediately develops opinions.
Live view
Pinned
Stop changing rhythm when I'm close.
Skip a night and the app goes quiet in a way that feels personal.
On. Because you use it in bed. There is no light theme.
Short, double, long. You can make them quieter. You cannot make the long one mean something else.
Off until you grant it. You will, because you're proud. Then you'll regret it.
Solo Mode rankings are public on Open. Your handle is your problem.